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About Us

Welcome to Pale Horse Publications — where sea stories meet savage style.

Born from the belly of steel ships and endless deployments, we're not your average clothing brand. We specialize in dark humor, military grit, and the unfiltered truth of life in the Navy. If you've ever stood watch at 0300 wondering what sanity feels like, or swapped jokes in the smoke pit that would get you canceled anywhere else, you're in the right place.

Our designs are inspired by the salty sarcasm, dark humor, and brutal honesty that only Navy life can teach you. From E-nothings to salty Chiefs, our gear is for those who know what it’s like to be underway for months, survive on rack ops and coffee, and still find time to roast their shipmates.

This isn’t just clothing — it’s a lifestyle. A dysfunctional, hilarious, and absolutely unfiltered lifestyle.

Wear it loud. Wear it proud. Embrace the suck — and look good doing it.